Bad Credit Card Debt - Credit Consolidation

Credit Consolidation Can Work It Out For You.

Credit Consolidation - How does it work?

Have you done something stupid with your credit? Do you find yourself crying into your pillow at night, fearing for your family's future because you were stupid with how you spent you cash? Do you want to find a way out of this mess before you end up suffering a catastrophic mental breakdown? Well, friends, I have something that's going to help you! That's right, we're talking about credit consolidation on today's show and with us is Dr Frank. Hi, Dr Frank!

"Hi, everyone. I'm here to tell you all about getting credit consolidation. Now, too many people have messed up their lives with their credit cards and the like and the only way to make things right is probably gonna be working with a credit consolidation company. Now, I've got Vicki and Todd here. They're gonna talk to us about their problems with money! Vicki, why don't you tell us what happened first?"

"Todd here used all my credit on pornography and crack cocaine. I ended up having to get credit card consolidation to get my good name back."

"Woman, you are a filthy liar and I swear to god if you tell anyone else that stupid credit consolidation story, I'm going to-"

"Hold up there, Todd. Now, Vicki, how far were you in debt before applying for credit consolidation from some of the fine providers out there?"

"Well, Todd had racked up a $12,000 bill in pay-per-view movies with my credit card because he needed 'research material' for his novel about getting drunk and having sex. There was another $8,000 that he charged on another card for liquor for this same project. Todd's horrible to me, Dr Frank. I had to get some credit consolidation so I could save a couple of grand and not pay all that interest."

"Woman, I swear that you are going to be looking like an eggplant when I am done with you!"

"OK, after the break, we're going to talk some more about credit consolidation and make sure that America knows how small Todd's penis is!"

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